S.O.S!

Worst.Story.Ever.




Tonight we examine the surest ways to ruin a massively-multiplayer
online game (MMOG). And to keep it interesting, we've invented a game
that has all the worst MMOG qualities:

In
Grand Theft Auto: Virtual City, players assume the role of a mafia hit
man sucked into the virtual world while playing a video game when the
arcade is struck by lightning. Once in Virtual City, the player sees
his chance to establish his own mob with him as don. In order to
achieve his goal, the player must commit as many crimes as possible.
But the path to cartel dominance is fraught with danger: Virtual City
law enforcement agents will be out to stop the crimes. But that’s not
all! A few rival mobsters and some gang members were in the same arcade
when the lightning struck. Now those people are in Virtual City, too,
and they’re all hell-bent on cornering the market on crime.

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