Who needs plat sellers?

By: Kiara

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What do you write about when you're fresh out of ideas and you've got a dwarf in pink pants breathing down your neck screaming: "WRITE SOMETHING NOW!!!"

Well, first you have several nervous breakdowns because your air conditioning is busted and it's 100+ degrees out and it's STILL cooler outside than in your apartment. Then you watch a couple of episodes of Queer as Folk. And then you start giggling.

Because the notion of your favourite Kerran and Dwarf all dressed up in drag singing showtunes is the best thing EVER. And why is that? They've both been singing show tunes for the last two weeks. Just randomly out of nowhere.

"Oh the Well's Fargo wagon is a comin' down the street!"

It's the cutest thing ever.

I haven't been able to shake the image of Coyote and Radar doing their best Wesley Snipes and Patrick Swayze impressions. It amuses the heck out of me.

What exactly does this have to do with EverQuest2? Sadly, not really anything at all. I can't dress them up in the pretty dresses and put ribbons in their fur/beards because the dress graphics just don't show up on male characters. They show as regular clothes.

But I still envisioned it. Right there in the middle of Qeynos Harbour... Pretty new dresses on them... Singing as loud as they can in /ooc every showtune under the sun. I think I could charge admission. I'd be rolling in the plat. Who needs plat sites?

Forget quests, forget loot, heck forget selling every little thing you can on the broker! I've got all new ways for the masses to make money! Use your friends! That's why they're there! I know you all think it's about bonds and trust and the rest of that. But that's bunk.

No, no. The real reason your friends exist is to humiliate themselves acting out all the parts from the Sound of Music themselves for the amusement of others. Perhaps I can teach them how to do high kicks. They could be like the Rockettes! I'll have more money than GOD!!!

Nightmare here I come!