by Byron Mudry on Mar 31, 2006
In what can only be more continued fun for April fools day comes Caymdiems 1.11 patch notes. The notes are hilarious and start with this statement:
Bet you never thought you'd see me again, eh? The Community Team certainly didn't, but -- oops! It looks like my account was left flagged.
They're going to regret that oversight.
Throughout my time in dealing with the developers, I knew a lot more about the game and what was coming than I let on. I had patch notes months in advance, but I was always kept quiet by my superiors. After recent events, however, I no longer have anything to lose. It's time for sweet, sweet vengeance.
I still have access to that information... and now, so do you.
I give you the 1.11 patch notes. Keep in mind they're rough, but this is the plan for the major changes to the game. My condolences.
Make sure to copy these down -- this is going to be deleted in a matter of moments, and the players deserve to know this information. With your help, it will never die. You can't stop the signal.
You can check out the complete thread here for all the fun. Including things like "
# Paladins will now receive a 2% increase to DPS for every cloth item worn. In addition, chance to crit will increase by 5% if a dress is worn" and "Gnomes can now select Druids as an available class! New Cub and Kitty forms available! ".