More on Relics

For all those dissapointed in the weak Blizzard Relics they released in the latest patch, here is a "helpful" response by a Blizzard Rep who is answering a suggestion for improvement:

Thanks, I'll add that to my list of wants...

I want baby penguins that sit and watch me work.
I want a unicorn that laughs at all of my jokes.
I want to know the significance of the numbers 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, & 42.
I want Paladins to have a grossly overpowered relic
I want the ability to sing like Mary Weiss -- regardless of how unnatural it would appear

The reality is, we're adding more relics with each patch. It's doubtful that you'll see a relic which offers quite the gain that you are proposing, however, more and more options will become available as new relics are introduced into the game. I will provide a sneak preview of the relics going into patch 1.11 as soon as possible. ~ Eyonix