Witty Patch notes for 1.9

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For example:

Shamans

- Warstomp is now a class ability due to the fact that every shaman is a tauren anyway.
- But that doesn't matter because Shamans have been removed from the game. To balance the now uneven Alliance to Horde ratio, Night Elves have been removed from the game.

Warrior

- Fixed a bug where overpower occasionally did not cause rogues to complain.
- Using whirlwind while dual wielding now deals damage from both mainhand and offhand weapons.
- Using recklessness while drunk will make the effect last longer.
- Warriors can now wield other Warriors.