Okay not really. But he has dreams! He's going to be bigger than Roseann! Which is definitely a feat and a half...

It’s just as well. My plan was to sneak into the ABC offices and pitch this great idea for a sitcom that Shwayder and I have come up with. That would, of course, have resulted in me becoming a famous TV writer and leaving the gaming industry behind, thereby leading to our tearful parting as I left you all for a life of fame and fortune. I guess stardom will just have to wait.

Fortunately, his dreams of stardom are crushed.

For more blogging fun, check out Coyote's thoughts on blaming video games, and Aggro Me's Fallen Dynesty fun.