Improve your in-game game!

So you've had your fill of high adventure in Dungeons & Dragons Online: Stormreach for the day, and you just want to heal up and let off some steam in the local tavern, right? Suddenly you fasten your gaze on a foxy elf / strapping barbarian across the room. Your guildmates might call you directionally-challenged, they might call you a little weak in the character sheet department, but they can never say your one to pass up a promising encounter. You set down your tankard, slide off your stool with a flurry, and saunter towards the apple of your eye. But as you arrive and his/her eyes drift to yours, you realize... you've got nothing.

That's where TenTonHammer comes in, my friend. We'll toss you a perfect, randomly-generated icebreaker (courtesy of the TenTonHammer Randomizer) to set the mood!

Here's a sampling (though we recommend extreme caution when using any of Ethec's lines!):

- Someone better contact the Sovereign Host, I think they're missing an angel!
- No, I'm not Warforged, but you're not the first to mistake me for a machine... a love machine, that is!
- Did one of you ladies finish a quest? I'm the reward.
- Look… a rogue! You better give your heart to me before he tries to steal it!

And, sadly, there's plenty more where that came from at DDO - TenTonHammer!


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Last Updated: Mar 29, 2016

About The Author

Jeff
Jeff's interest in online games stretches back to organizing neighborhood Unreal tournaments as a teenager, but when a college roommate introduced him to EverQuest, an interest became an obsession. Jeff joined the Ten Ton Hammer team in 2004 covering EverQuest II, and he's had his hands on just about every PC online and multiplayer game since.

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