I realize, after reading our interview with Vogster's Casey Dickinson, that this situation's not likely to take place, but a boy can dream. I'd love an MMOG to come out that lets me live out my wildest white-collar criminal acts like embezzling, laundering of money, insider trading, peeing on local businesses.

Okay, so that last one I've done before... but still. I want to do it in a virtual world. What would the cooldown be on such a skill? Six hours or after several cups of coffee downed?