Right up there with "Never get involved in a land war in Asia," is "Never get between a woman and a sale table at Loehmanns." Even less well known than the bit about Sicilians though, is this: Never. Ever. Mock your cleric's armour.

So. I'm a girl. A rather girlie girl at that. Which is not to say that I'm one of those "Omg there's a shoe sale!" girls, or anything like that. I own a grand total of six pairs of shoes (one of those is a pair of flip flops). I rarely wear makeup. I hate to shop. If I can't buy it online, half the time it isn't really necessary. I had the record for the most crawdads caught, and the record for highest tree climb. My barbies didn't marry G.I. Joe... But I'm still fairly girlie.

The smart will run in terror from her wrath, only the brave will enter here.

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Last Updated: Mar 29, 2016