Jethal is an active community member who puts together funny comics and song parodies. This week Jethal rewrites Van Morrison's "Brown Eyed Girl" and turns it into "My Dark Elf Girl".

Met her in Freeport, beating up town guards
Her sword rippem' a new one.. then kicked'm real hard
Delighting in their fallen states, hey, she took their money
She saw me, applauding her work, and she came and punched in the nose..
My Dark Elf Girl
Hold on, my Dark Elf Girl

Check out the rest of the creative song right here.

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Last Updated: Mar 29, 2016