Yes! It's all about that cheesy musical from the 80's with Christian Bale that I'm SURE he'd rather forget all about. Okay, it's really not. But it was funny in my head. What actually happened, is that I spent all my good news juju yesterday and am faced with nothing but my favourite blogs to torture you with.

I’ve wanted to be a superhero since I was a little kid. Okay, maybe not even a hero. I’d settle for “Super Villain” or at the very least “Mutant”. I just want the ability to melt people’s faces or rob banks occasionally to fund my “beach and boobies” lifestyle. The saddest part is…even at this age, even at this stage of my life, I’m STILL not convinced that I don’t have a hidden mutant power.

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Last Updated: Mar 29, 2016