The Town Crier yells loud enough that I think I busted out an eardrum... You'll have to read it for yourself. I'm on my way to the doctor to get my ears checked.

Hark! Be that the Town Crier I spy? He brings us tidings from the far reaches of Norrath's influence. Be they dismal, strange, or otherwise? Let us observe as he waxes eloquent about current affairs.

Save your eardrums, read here.