I have reason to believe the SoE has concocted a devious plan to use the majority of their support staff to set forth a mass prank calling, soul devouring scandal. SoE has recently made a pact with Satan to purchase soul eating equipment at a discounted rate. They will be attaching said equipment to their phone system. If your phone rings any time between Friday 26 and Monday 29, it's probably SoE trying to steal the very fabric of your being. Don't trust caller ID. "Mom" might be Scott Hartsman himself coming for you. Souls sell for a pretty penny on Ebay nowadays.

Tech/Account Support hours, May 26th, and Memorial Day (May 29th.)


Technical Support and Account Support will have reduced support on Friday, May 26th, and Monday, May 29th (Memorial Day.) On Friday, May 26th, phone support will be available from 2:30pm to 7:00pm PST. On Monday, May 29th, phone support will not be available.

Phone support is normally offered Monday through Friday, 10:00am through 7:00pm PST. Chat and email support will still be available on both days. Chat support is available Monday through Friday, 10:00am through 7:00pm PST at station.sony.com/chat

Email support is available any time at station.sony.com/email.

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