Need to get rich quick? contemplating those gold sellers who send random tells? look no further! Kiara has happened on the best money making scheme ever!

What do you write about when you're fresh out of ideas and you've got a dwarf in pink pants breathing down your neck screaming: "WRITE SOMETHING NOW!!!"

Well, first you have several nervous breakdowns because your air conditioning is busted and it's 100+ degrees out and it's STILL cooler outside than in your apartment. Then you watch a couple of episodes of Queer as Folk. And then you start giggling.

Find the rest of Kiara's idea here.