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The new mailing software appeared to dole out the goodies yesterday without any hitches.
I solved an incredibly obscure problem that was keeping me from giving the latest EverQuest 2 expansion a go. I hadn't logged into EQ2 in well over year. I had heard the rumblings that the game was a "completely different game" than what I had experienced, but I didn't really believe it to be true. I mean, how different could it be?
The answer, very different. I fired up a Gnome in Kelethin to see the latest expansion first-hand and I was impressed! I've only put a few hours into it, but so far I have been entertained and enjoyed every minute of play. Well, there was this one minute, when I went into a cave and the textures didn't load, leaving me in a matrix-like world where little goblin folk floated in the blackness awaiting my wrath. It was a lot like the dreams I have every night or the places that that voices in my head describe to me. Surreal! I did the same thing I do with the voices, I logged out and back in. That fixed it straight up.
It's too bad that Everquest 2 didn't come out of the gate resembling what I've seen so far in the expansion. It may have given World of Warcraft a run.
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Gods and Heroes: Over And Under
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World of Warcraft: Instance Discussion
"I decided to blog my take on the new instances, in quick notes. What I like, what I don't, and why. Quick, fast and dirty.... oh, that came out wrong, didn't it...."
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Real World News - You Can't Make This Up
Stripping Is Art In Norway [Thanks Matt]
Art critics are "lapping" it up.
Man Accused Of Faking Retardation [Thanks Matt]
He won't be writing my column for me anymore I guess.
Bus Stop Cookie Scents Scrapped [Thanks Matt]
"...the ads could be offensive to the poor and homeless who can't afford to buy sweet treats."
All hail our shin-holding robotic overlords!
Vin Diesel Fact: Sticks and stones can't break his bones. Names can't hurt him.
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