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Daily Column

6 new MMOG articles today. For those of you keeping score that's 208 pieces of MMOG entertainment in October that you can't find anywhere else. No other network comes close.

Primotech posted a rumour [Thanks Kralle] that the upcoming Bioware MMORPG is based on the Knights of the Old Republic property. Hello, it's 2003. They want their rumour back. This has been a rumour since KOTOR was released. What's the next rumour to be dug up, that Blizzard making another game?

I like cake. There's chocolate cake. There's birthday cake. There shouldn't be crab cakes. Noone ever intended cake to be made out of animals. So much for my dinner tonight.

I spent the day in a boardroom discussing the industry and planning its rise to dominance with our board members, Katie Postma, Andrew Superlonglastnamewithmanyvowelsstrungtogether, Bill Pirkle, Jeff Woleslagle, Phil Comeau and Iain McBride. You probably recognize one or two of those names. If you don't, then you need to get out more, or rather stay in more and read about MMOGs. We think we've got it all figured out. Which games will launch next year. Which games will be hits. Which games we can write off right now and which will crash and burn only to be picked up by SOE. Insert your coins and hear Zoltar Speak. Name that movie quote folks... first in gets bragging rights.

Comments, questions or naughty pictures? Hit the blog or hit my mailbox. --Boomjack

New MMOG Articles At Ten Ton Hammer Today

• EverQuest 2: Heavy Armor Quest Guide
• Guild Wars: Exclusive Environment Concept Artwork
• Lord of the Rings Online: Falathorn Quest Guide
• Tales of Pirates: New Monster Images
• Vanguard Poll: Dynamic Duos #2
• Warhammer Online: Galleria of Fine Screenshots

Hot Content - What our readers viewed the most yesterday! Did you miss anything?

1. Fury: Launch Week First Impressions
2. Tabula Rasa Community Page
3. Stargate Worlds To Launch Q4 2008
4. World of Warcraft: Overview Page
5. Fury: Screenshot
6. Fury: Screenshot
7. Tabula Rasa Armor Guide
8. Warhammer Online: Beta Update 1
9. Fury: Screenshot
10. Tabula Rasa Guides List

Top Comics

1. Roll A Female Avatar
2. Recover Lost Time
3. Borat Plays WoW
4. WoW in Five Years
5. My Little Pwny

Real World News

• Bear That Survived Tornado Shot By Camper [Thanks Danny]
  In the south they call that lead poisoning.
• Cubicle Etiquette [Thanks Danny]
  Notably absent, burping then remarking, "Bless my heart, if it came out the other end it would have been a fart."
• When Work Becomes A Game [Thanks John]
  ...they start charging you to do it.
• Sex With Robots Not Far Away [Thanks Matt]
  All hail our promiscuous robotic overlords!
• Philadelphia Hit With Ugly Stick [Thanks Mikes]
  The crack in the Liberty Bell makes sense now.

Thanks as always for visiting TenTonHammer.com

- John "Boomjack" Hoskin and the Ten Ton Hammer Team