Interview with Antonia Bayle
By: Coyotee Sharptongue
Some are thrust into the role, unprepared as they plod on, learning
new day. Others are seemingly born into such a role, and through
both presence and spirit they take the reigns of Chaos and steer us all
the bright and hopeful future. This is Coyotee Sharptongue for Casters
News, bringing you the true story. A large Kerra holding a microphone
through a lavish throne room as he smiles into the camera. style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Arial Unicode MS";">
me today is none other than our Queen herself, Antonia Bayle, who
overwhelming grace and generosity has allowed us this exclusive
Coyotee smiles as he approaches the elegant figure of Antonia Bayle,
gracefully upon a large golden throne.
Queen. Coyotee bows slightly in greeting. I thank you for granting
Norrath the honor of this interview.
Bayle smiles gently and with a nod of her regal head motions for him to
since my interview with Overlord Lucan DLere have I- He begins only
to be cut
off by a squeal of delight from Antonia.
My. GAWD. She grins, her mouth all but hanging open. You talked to
She fawns as the Kerran reporter raises a furry brow in surprise.
Yes. I interviewed him last week. He confirms as she squeaks in
UP! Isnt he just like SO HOT? She asks rhetorically slapping Coyotee
chest for emphasis.
..yes. I..suppose so. Coyotee responds with a frown as he looks
rubbing his chest.
suppose? Come ON. She drawls, curling her feet up behind her on the
He so TOTALLY has that bad boy thing going on, and the pony tail? She
her self back in the throne as she fans herself.
looks around in confusion before turning back to Antonia.
sorry, but I thought you two hated each other? Cities at war and all of
He finally asks as he tilts his head in curiosity..
hate him. Antonia leans on the arm of her throne scowling. Can I ask
question? She asks, resting her head on her arm.
Coyotee stammers, not used to the role reversal.
is it that if you give cards and flowers and poems people call it
love to some people Coyotee starts only to be cut off.
when you go through their garbage cans looking for old bandages and
that you can make a skin mask, so that even when you are like,
piece of him can always be touching, like a piece of YOU,
your two souls, although seperated by distance are always and forever
its called Stalking? She grumbles as Coyotee stares slack jawed at her.
orders. People only file them to encourage you, you know. She lectures
waggling a perfectly manicured finger.
I know he loves me, because like I did this spell, and like called the
and stuff, and even carved his name in my arm with a piece of broken
glass." She explains as she shows the soft white underbelly of her arm,
the name "Lucan" red and raw among dozens of faint white scars.
and Qeynos..the war.. Coyotee stammers, his mind reeling.
warring cities, a tale of woe and romance...' Antonia
sighs dreamily. 'You
know..a modern day Romero and Jilliette.' She smiles as
focuses back on the large Kerran.
you mean 'Romeo and Juliet'?' Coyotee asks slightly frustrated.
MY. GAWD. YOU KNOW THEM? What a SMALL world!' She gushes as she slaps
the chest once more.
are SO cute, although if you ask me Jills had a little .. She
sentence by injecting her forehead with an imaginary needle.
stares at her in stunned disbelief , his hand rubbing his chest once
she smile cheerily back.
IDEA EVER! She screams causing him to jump back several feet as she
the throne, quickly sitting upright.
words. Oh my gawd. SLUMBER party! She squeals clasping her hands.
Coyotee echoes, obviously not following.
can stay up late and do each others hair, because between you and I,
look RAVISHING with ribbons. She grins as she leans forward. And you
me ALL about your interview with Lucan, and every thing he said right
the teensiest tiniest detail! She finishes with delight.
Queen, I am honored, but I have to decline your offer. I have duties
that require my attention. Coyotee tries to explain as Antonia frowns.
So badly NOT a request. She motions towards the throne room
are quickly closed. Two large and heavily armed guards stand in front
now sealed exit.
looks between the armed guards and the gushing Antonia and sighs before
back to the camera.
Its burden heavy for any, and while bared through gritted teeth and
back by most He looks back at the Queen who holds up a large box of
with an insane grin. It..can obviously take its toll on others. For
Realm News, this is Coyotee Sharptongue bringing you the His wrap up
off by a squeal as Antonia holds up two pieces of brightly colored
or Lace? She inquires causing the large Kerran to sigh.
you..my complete and utter humiliation. Back to you Tom and Diane. He
as the camera slowly fades to black amidst squeals of delight.
Pink will SO badly bring out your eyes.
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