Fan Faire is fast approaching, and this means that there will be a Coyote loose amongst many innocent and unaware gamers. As a responsible Community Site, we wouldn't just let Coyote out into public without posting a fair warning, so read this article carefully, take notes, and just run away if you hear the words "Dance fight!".

After sitting me down and duct-taping me to a chair as to keep my attention from wandering, they decided that it would be in my best interest to lay down some “ground rules” of what I am allowed to do in Las Vegas as a Ten Ton Hammer representative…

Get your fair warning here, and if you still need more Coyote funny, please stop by his blog to read his everyday musings.


And for those of you that don't think Coyote is funny at all, spend many hours kicking his butt. I could only send him 90k meters, maybe you all will have better luck!