There are times when our resident humorist, Coyotee Sharptongue, pushes the envelope with his witty EverQuest II observances but THIS is one that I promise no one will want to pass up.

"Can't you see a pattern forming? Worlds will be born and worlds will die, but we'll still be here. A new world while exciting and "fresh" to our eyes will simply join the others in ranks - not dominate them. Your fear is unfounded. We can exist peacefully, we can -" Coyotee's logic is cut off instantly as Earned utters a single word.

"Nipples." The doomsayer says smugly, letting the word echo for effect.

Count with me folks! One. Two. Three. How many times can Coyote say "nipple" and still be actually talking about gaming? When it comes to EQ2 versus Age of Conan, apparently a lot.

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Last Updated: Mar 13, 2016