Are you missing a little dietary patch notes in your daily intake? Fear not fellow EQ2 players, Coyote and Radar have your back! If those patch notes are sometimes hard to swallow, these boys will surely make them less painful.

The quest "A Portrait of Destiny" can no longer be shared.

Coyote: Because it's MINE! MINE! ALL MINE! AHAHHAH!

RadarX: Apparently the Devs never embraced the PBS inspired notions of sharing.

Coyote: EverQuest II is brought to you today by the letters "W, T, and F" and by the number "0MG J00 N00b!!!"

RadarX: They are ganking Mr. Hooper as we speak. RUN FOREST RUN!

Find out how funny patch notes can be in GU39's review; The Day the Patch Notes Stood Still!

And because Coyote always leaves his readers wanting more, please visit his daily column Not funny..ever, to get more.

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Last Updated: Mar 13, 2016