What do boobs, peanuts, and airplane restrooms have in common? Well, generally nothing, but Coyote manages to make all of the above hilarious anyway.

1:30pm – The stewardess, who I admit has a lovely sense of humor and feels bad for my seating position, plus she is hot with huge cans that keep brushing my face whenever she leans over to talk to me has asked me to leave the people in line for the bathroom alone. She explains that while I do have a seat across from the restroom that I cannot legally set up a “toll booth” bar with my legs and charge for access because it is against federal aviation rules to block the aisle.

Coyote has landed in Vegas, so Fan Faire day 1 is up and ready to read! Check it out at Not Funny..ever.