As you look forward to the weekend and the launch of City of Villains remember to get the kids those Halloween outfits and stock up on candy.
Here's what's new on the network!
Friday Vin Diesel Fact:
Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Now on to the real world. You can't make this stuff up.
- Need a Job? Don't Use a Mac.
See what buying over-priced, under-powered hardware will get you?
- One Quarter of U.K. Dogs Are Stressed Out
Working like a dog and adulterous mates top causes of canine disorder.
- Dads May Be Able To Keep Babies Behind Bars
Hooters erecting Dads 'N Tots section in rear parking lot.
- Strange Lights Seen Across California
Tom Cruise claims there is nothing to worry about.
- Couple Says Fish Bone Bears Jesus Image
In what makes nothing but sense it is immediately put up for sale on EBay.
- Attempt By French To Trademark Strawberry Smell Denied
Smell of surrender and dog crap still in the courts.
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-- John "Boomjack" Hoskin