I hate Call of duty. Not because its a bad game, in fact, its a fantastic game. No, I hate it because of all the fake “Hardcore Gamers” spawned by that blasted game! You know the ones, the people who only own multiple copies of Call of Duty and Madden. The people who talk like they are the best gamers in the world, and tote their trophy collection, yet couldn't even play Mario Bro. These are the same people who don't know what an NES is, have never experienced the world of Hyrule, or had their life sucked out by a Metroid. Ugh!

These people tick me off! I cant' stand them. Although, these fake gamers aren't the worst kind of fake gamer. Perhaps the worst, are the hot chicks who you start flirting with, and I mention I play or work in the gaming community; they will mention, “Oh I'm a gamer!”; “What do you play”, I ask? “The Sims”....

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