Top Ten Reasons to Pre-Order AA

Posted Sat, Feb 11, 2006 by Ethec

Xerin doesn't work for NCSoft...

But he, like the rest of us, is anxious for the release of Auto Assault. So much so that he put together a comical "Top Ten Reasons to Pre-Order Auto Assault." Why a top ten list, you say?

I was thinking the other day that Auto Assault needs more top 10
lists. Everything needs more top 10 lists, well everything except
penguins. So I sat around for awhile and polled my audience of
stuffed animals for reasons why you should and shouldn't pre-order
Auto Assault. The responses varied but it was mostly silence. Since
the audience was probably taking a nap, I went and wrote out my own
top 10 list. After about eight days of working on it, I finally
finished my masterpiece. Now if only I could only make a top 10 list
for reasons not to make top 10 lists.

Well, ok, but what about some reasons not to pre-order? Xerin has you covered! Here's my personal favorite, but there's plenty more where this came from:

4) Pre-ordering supports people who work for video game selling places!!!!
We all know video games are bad for you. Why support people who sell them? I played a game once then went and ate some Turkey in a sandwich. Someone said “THAT TURKEY DIDN’T HAVE A CHANCE” and I thought to myself… “I wonder if that turkey would have had a chance if I didn’t play that video game.”

Check out Xerin's "Top Ten Reasons to Pre-Order Auto Assault ", only at AA - TenTonHammer!


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