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Shards of the Shard of Hate: EQ2 Humor by Coyote

Posted Fri, Apr 11, 2008 by Shayalyn

Because Hate is Funny!
 
The Shard of Hate has finally made it's way into EverQuest II and despite the fact that it's been boasted as being a tough raid zone, many have ventured in to have a look. What grim tales do they tell?  Coyote Sharptongue, not one to miss a scoop, has exclusive stories from beaten and tearful adventurers after their encounter with this terror of a zone.

"Gorath, I need you to scout ahead. We don't know these lands and I'd rather not be surprised. Melthor, I need you to...." The man's instructions are cut off as he turns his head and listens to the ghostly whispers of a faint song playing unseen in the distance.
 
"..her name was lola...she was a show girl. With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there.."
 
Shaking his head with a puzzled look he turns back to his party who seem unaware of the out of place melody and continues his orders.


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