The Boys are Back in
Patch Note Town




Hard work. Dedication. Effort. Sweat and tears. All
of these things go into an EverQuest II game update, and none of them
go into making fun of it.



That's right boys and girls, the patch update notes are back and so are
they! RadarX and Coyote went over the notes with a fine tooth comb to
find the most helpful and impressive fixes and improvements. And then
they made fun of them. Badly. Check out the newest patch note mockings
MST3K style in "Game Update #45: ...and then there's Hancock."


The
time limit between repeatable faction quests in Sinking Sands has
been removed.




RadarX:
The time limit of 6 hours for finding a useful collection item
in Sinking Sands however is still in place.

Coyote: At
first I was really happy to finally find a "yellow
sand"...but then I thought "Hey. Wait. If yellow SNOW is...OH MY GOD!"
and ran to wash my hands.

RadarX:
Have you seen the market for that stuff?  I'm
surprised people are so anxious to buy it.

Coyote:
Giant spider pee is an aphrodisiac in some countries.


  • href="http://eq2.tentonhammer.com/index.php?module=ContentExpress&func=display&ceid=1338">EQ2:
    Game Update 45 ..And Then There's Hancock

To read the latest guides, news, and features you can visit our EverQuest II Game Page.

Last Updated: Mar 29, 2016

About The Author

Karen is H.D.i.C. (Head Druid in Charge) at EQHammer. She likes chocolate chip pancakes, warm hugs, gaming so late that it's early, and rooting things and covering them with bees. Don't read her Ten Ton Hammer column every Tuesday. Or the EQHammer one every Thursday, either.

Comments