Whether you believed it was possible or not, the Ten Ton Turnip staff
has actually received the "thumbs up" to produce a second issue of our
notoriously outrageous magazine. While last week we dazzled you with href="http://www.tentonhammer.com/node/49411" target="_blank">WARhamburgers
and some target="_blank">MMOG political shenanigans,
this week we've gone even further off the deep end and uncovered some
fantastic stories! According to our sources, Blizzard has purchased
Mythic and the World of Warcraft developers are also in some hot water
because of some apparent torture going on in their game.

Ten
Ton Turnip has delved into this issue, torturing the NPC
repeatedly. No matter how many times we torture him he keeps returning
for more. In fact, he appears in the same chair over and over again.
Surely someone who was being tortured would ensure that they eluded
capture after the first, second or oh, 100th time?

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