The 12 Days of Christmas: Middle-earth Style
By: Martuk
On the first day of Christmas Turbine gave to me
An old forged Dark Lords Ring
On the second day of Christmas Turbine gave to me
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Two curious Hobbits
And an old forged Dark Lords Ring
On the third day of Christmas Turbine gave to me
Three Goblin Raiders
Two curious Hobbits
And an old forged Dark Lords Ring
On the forth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me
Four Uruk-hai
Three Goblin Raiders
Two curious Hobbits
And an old forged Dark Lords Ring
On the fifth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me
Five Pipe-weeds
Four Uruk-hai
Three Goblin Raiders
Two curious Hobbits
And an old forged Dark Lords Ring
On the sixth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me
Six Reputation Factions
Five Pipe-weeds
Four Uruk-hai
Three Goblin Raiders
Two curious Hobbits
And an old forged Dark Lords Ring
On the seventh day of Christmas Turbine gave to me
Seven Rift Gems
Six Reputation Factions
Five Pipe-weeds
Four Uruk-hai
Three Goblin Raiders
Two curious Hobbits
And an old forged Dark Lords Ring
On the eighth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me
Eight Bilbos Buttons
Seven Rift Gems
Six Reputation Factions
Five Pipe-weeds
Four Uruk-hai
Three Goblin Raiders
Two curious Hobbits
And an old forged Dark Lords Ring
On the ninth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me
Nine Nazgul
Eight Bilbos Buttons
Seven Rift Gems
Six Reputation Factions
Five Pipe-weeds
Four Uruk-hai
Three Goblin Raiders
Two curious Hobbits
And an old forged Dark Lords Ring
On the tenth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me
Ten Troll-drummers
Nine Nazgul
Eight Bilbos Buttons
Seven Rift Gems
Six Reputation Factions
Five Pipe-weeds
Four Uruk-hai
Three Goblin Raiders
Two curious Hobbits
And an old forged Dark Lords Ring
On the eleventh day of Christmas Turbine gave to me
Eleven Epic Books
Ten Troll-drummers
Nine Nazgul
Eight Bilbos Buttons
Seven Rift Gems
Six Reputation Factions
Five Pipe-weeds
Four Uruk-hai
Three Goblin Raiders
Two curious Hobbits
And an old forged Dark Lords Ring
On the twelfth day of Christmas Turbine gave to me 
Twelve man raid teams
Eleven Epic Books
Ten Troll-drummers
Nine Nazgul
Eight Bilbos Buttons
Seven Rift Gems
Six Reputation Factions
Five Pipe-weeds
Four Uruk-hai
Three Goblin Raiders
Two curious Hobbits
And an old forged Dark Lords Ring
This song is a parody of the 12 Days of Christmas.
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(Legal Mumbo Publication of this origianal story took place in 1780 England.
(1780). Mirth Without Mischief .
England: The song has since become popular in our Christmas time culture and can also be found in other works.
Madgwick, Wendy (1992). Twelve Days of Christmas. Nashville, TN: Thomas Nelson. ) /End Legal Mumbo Jumbo
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