Chuck Norris jokes have plagued the internet for as long as those of us with A.D.D. can remember.
But why? What is the lure that this man holds, and what power does he have over the minds of the geek world so that we obsess over his every action and deed?
The truth may be more disturbing than you imagined...
But for those of you who do not follow The Way of The Beard, I can understand how this could be seen as mocking, teasing, or even picking on the great Chuck Norris. Furthermore, I can see as how this could appear to be a game in which someone attributes something fantastic and normally impossible to an action taken by Chuck Norris so that he could solicit a bit of laughter from his peers who would then carry on this game by trying to come up with even more fantastic deeds of their own.
You couldnt be MORE wrong.
These are not games, and this is not done for the sake of humor. The abilities and accomplishments of Chuck Norris are in place so that we may learn from them, and in learning avoid decapitation from roundhouse kick, an illness that has struck down countless people in their prime. It strikes faster than cancer, but with less mercy than even your most agonizing death.
Accomplishments and feats follow in It's All Geek to Me.
