I was watching the new footage of FreeRealms, when it dawned on me. If this game keeps looking this good, there's no doubt in my mind that it will have the same a-holes we've all grown used to over the years. Some will be teens, some will be adults, and some will be pre-teens... possibly even toddlers?

If there's one thing I've learned in all my years of online gaming it's that smacktards come in all shapes and sizes. And, in the case of one fantastically rude 12 year-old and father I met, they multiply. But that won't stop me from trying FreeRealms at the very first chance I get.