Bad Crazy in Internet Space

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Bad Crazy in Internet Space

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Updated Tue, Mar 17, 2009 by Cody Bye

The last few weeks have taken us to the edge of New Eden. The Goonswarm intelligence director and solar spymaster, The Mittani, has given us blow-by-blow accounts of the war going on in The Delve and what it takes to lose a war. But what happens when a person devotes weeks to a game without even taking the time to sleep? That's the kind of question The Mittani explores in this week's article, "Bad Crazy in Internet Space." Believe me, this article is definitely one to read.

Sleep was sacrificed, work was skipped, and as each day passed a greater edge of delirium inserted itself into the normal operations of the alliance. One of our logisticians woke his wife up in the middle of the night shouting that "We've got to pack up everything and move the babies to Delve!" Another Goonswarm director told his wife that she should only use half the detergent in the dishwasher, because the "salad bowls are in reinforced mode." And yours truly (so I am told) once sat bolt-upright in bed and warned his spouse: "Don't touch that! Don't open the refrigerator! The spy is in the refrigerator!" before abruptly passing back out.

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"Don't touch that! Don't open the refrigerator! The spy is in the refrigerator!"

That should SO be on a T-Shirt. I'd buy it, LOL

Space madness for sure, right out of a McCarthy-era killer robot flick. Well done, sir - it's rare to find an article that will shock and amaze then leave me laughing in this day and age.

And this is a box quote if there ever was one (wonder if Atari can order up some stickers for those retail copies):

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CCP often touts this sort of thing with the bland marketing lingo of 'player generated content.' What that actually means is that you get to share a galaxy with...

This just inspired me to get my rear into a big corp. Who knew sci-fi gaming could be so intriguing!?

pretty cool game id say

Wow.. This just gets better and better every week! Well done! What an amazing read. Twice even!

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