I feel bad, picking on my friend Adam like this. He's actually been with the same gorgeous redheaded woman now for about 7 years. And I'm fairly certain that he's no longer a virgin. But I've been wrong before. In any case, he's the most fun character to dress up like well... anything, so this one's all him.

Last Geeked until next week, so you kids stay out of trouble, and while you're hanging around be sure to check out our exclusive Jumpgate: Evolution interview. You won't be disappointed. Not like Adam's privates will be after a life-long stint of misuse. Zing!