Oi You Lazy Gits!
Questing Through Warhammer Online with Murgash the Choppa
Reiterated by Garrett Fuller
Editor’s Note: While at Comic Con we got a chance to check out Warhammer Online. Not only did we get to interview Lance Robertson, the producer of the game, but we got a rare chance to do a walk through with Murgash the Choppa, a young Orc trying to make a name for himself. Murgash gave us an account of his early days with the Bloody Sun Boyz, starting off his career as a premiere Choppa in the army. Please understand Murgash is after all, an Orc. So take his account with a drop of squig soup and a whole lot of WAAGH!
Oi you lazy gits! Me name be Murgash the Choppa, da newest slasha in the Bloody Sun Boyz. I gotz two Choppas and am now reddy to go off and cuts down dose stunties good.
An Orc Choppa in full regalia.
Da boss is up da hill on ‘is wyvern givin orderz. Letz run up da hill and see what da boss ‘az for me to do.
Hmmm, dere be barrelz floatin’ in frum da stuntie wallz. Sumfink in da Water is what da boss wants me to chek out. Dem barrels be shakin’ funny when dey hit da shore. Ima go chek um out.
Oi, you squiggy get outta me way. Damn wild squigs be over runnin da camp. Hey you little git Squig Herders get dem squigs in line eh! Oi, wat wuz I doin? Oh yea, da barrels be floatin funny.
Hmmm, dis barrel be shakin funny, lets chop it open Oi! Whhat !!! A stuntie!!! WAAGH!! Taste da Choppaz you little stunt! Oi! What u hittin’ bak ferz? Eat Dis!
Best to chek mor barrels and let da boss knowz dat da stunties be comin’ frum in dere.
Editor’s Note: As you can see Murgash takes his war against the dwarves very seriously. Murgash led us around and broke open a few more barrels. Happily fighting and killing his sworn enemies that were inside. He went about his job not getting hurt too bad during the fighting. Watching Murgash go about his work it was scary to see him grow in size as he got more and more ferocious fighting the dwarves. He builds his rage so quickly and is able to unleash terrifying attacks on his foes.
It seems that after Murgash told the Orc Boss about the dwarves coming from the barrels, he became overly excited. He has asked us to join him as he runs down the hill toward several catapults facing the dwarven stronghold. We’ll let Murgash explain the rest.
WAAAGH!! Da boss is sendin me over da moat onto da wall!! Oi! You Git! Point da rock lobba at da wall! Dats right, aim, aim….’ERE WE GO! Swooosh!
Editor’s Note: We did watch in awe as Murgash catapulted himself up towards the wall.
The Orc Boss didn't pull any punches with his young trooper Murgash.
We maad’it! Ere we are on top of da stuntie wallz. Oi! Dere be me mate Gutsticka.
Oi, wat be going on up ere Gut?
Gut told meez dere be lotz of stunties sleepin’ here on da roof. Hahaha!! Stunties are for stuffin! Gut and me gonna stuff dees drunk stunties in da barrelz! Dis be fun!! Oi! Gut wat do we du onz da stunties be in da barrelz?
Oi! We kick dem off da wall into da moat!!! Hahaha dis be fun!
Editor’s Note: As Murgash and Gut continued to stuff the sleeping dwarves into the barrels and kick them off the wall in glorious laughter. We watched the boss giving orders to yet another new Orc that had just joined the Bloody Sun Boyz. The boss seemed to be yelling something and pointing down to the moat. We saw the orc scratch his green head and look at the funny barrels floating over to the shore. It was then we realized not only was the Orc Boss sending his orcs to investigate the barrels, but also catapulting them onto the wall to join his goblin shaman Gutsticka’s new found fun. Perhaps one day the boss would put two and two together. Until then, Murgash said goodbye and went off to other adventures. While we’ll miss his charm, we still have much more to see at the San Diego Comic Con.
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