Aggro Me, inspired by an E3 drinking game, creates an MMO version. I'm not much of a drinker, but it sounds like a lot more fun than many I've read about.

Take a sip if the game is described as a "next generation MMO."

Take 5 tiny sips if "microtransactions" are mentioned.

Take a sip if getting into the beta requires you to subscribe to a magazine or a web site.

Take a sip if the setting is described as "unique." Down your drink if said unique setting has elves in it.

Read the rest of this highly amusing blog here.