It's been a slow news week at TenTonHammer, so Coyotee Sharptongue moonlights at the Norrathian Complaint Department. Hey, his kids have to eat too, right? Join him as he responds to questions burning in the minds of players everywhere!

A large Kerran sits inside a small wooden booth that reads “Complaints” in bold black letters across its top. Bored, he traces the holes used for communication drilled out of the booth’s glass front with a razor sharp claw. A tall elf carrying a lute strides towards the booth causing the cat man to quickly sit up straight and put on his best smile.

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