Coyote retells a classic tale from everyones youth. A touching story of a lost child, searching for the comforts and joys life brings. Join Goldiesocks as she discovers the mystery of the three owlbears.

A large oak stage takes up much of the Beggar’s Court as a small crowd gathers curiously. Sitting in silence upon rows of uncomfortable looking benches, they stare up in awe at the large red curtains that bear the scowling face of the Overlord. The curtains hide the mysterious stage’s purpose from the tiny crowd, until small lights appear at the stage’s edge. A voice booms around them, its magical source impossible to know as the words “The Freeport Family Players” flicker briefly in front of the heavy curtain

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