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Imagine if you will a game in
which the performance and visual appearance of your character was
directly linked to your overall physical fitness here in the great big
MMOG called life. That's essentially what Microsoft is
proposing with a recent patent filing, and while many of the specific
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Characteristic" are thankfully
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if, that also means there's
plenty of room for rampant
speculation. So slap on your best pair of +10 Holiday Ram Pants and
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