Coyote decides it's time for an anti-guide.

While everyone and their brother seems to be trying to prepare you for your first Fan Faire by telling you what to expect, no one is bothering to delve into the details of what NOT to expect. That's where the always hilarious Coyote comes in with one of his little lists... We give to you: "50 Things that you will absolutely NOT hear spoken at the 2007 Fan Faire"

16) Drink coupons? Feh - no thanks, no one is drinking.

15) Will someone ask those SWG players to keep it down? I'm sick of hearing how great their precious little NGE is!

14) Wow! Did this SOE marketing and sales strategies data discussion group sure fill up fast!

Read more of Coyote's hilarity at the Ten Ton Hammer EQ2 site.