Nor do you even get what you need.

I don't think my lifelong friend of some 20 years would really want me to die on an ER operating table, but I hope he doesn't mind that I use him in cartoon form to wish me such an end here. It's actually a little switched in Geeked. In real life Bill "JoBildo" Murphy is the sensible straight-man and Adam his friend is the nutters one. Though I don't think even he would attempt holding up a Gamestop in full Pirate Regalia.

Anyway, I hope you're liking the new direction Geeked is taking, and I hope you keep tuning in every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday for new issues. There's lots more to come, folks! While I've got you here, why not take a look at Radar's newest "Comic Book Guy" editorial? Maybe it'll give someone inspiration to turn Geeked into an MMOG!

Hey, a guy can dream right?