PlayerScore: WoW character scoreboards, profiles, and addon

Ivy League Schools Start MMO Development

Posted Tue, Jan 27, 2009 by Medeor

The conservative ivy league is testing the waters of online gaming. After the now defrocked FCC Commissioner Deborah Taylor Tate went on record as saying World of Warcraft is creating a nation of college dropouts, the Dartmouth College of Business has decided to” join them since we don’t seem to be beating them.”  In a bold move, the college is developing its own MMO game development degree. The director of the new program, Isaac Washington-Hayes, is ecstatic about the new degree. “We’re a ways from finishing the last few years of the program, but we’re excited to start taking students anyway” says Isaac. “We’re running this program just like a gaming development.” When pressed for a tour, Isaac only smiled and said,” we’re not quite ready for open beta.”

Even Isaac Washington-Hayes is ecstatic about the new program!

With no actual information, the only source of program descriptions is on the website. The marketing for the program shows amazing computer labs, top tier writing instructors and additional perks. Again, Isaac provides some caveats to what we are seeing in all of the marketing hype, “we may or may not include some of the early concept art.” The PR shots show a computer lab with a kegerator and hookers doing lines off of AnthroCarts, so it is no wonder that the applications server is often brought to a standstill.

The lack of end-game diplomas is not thwarting Isaac, “most people want to hang out and drink with our community, so we’re not too worried about patching in the last year or so of the curriculum, heck maybe nobody will even make it that far.”

The development is geared toward a subscription model, but they have already started the referral program. A current student may invite friends to try out the program parties for free, and if they actually attend a class, the referring student will get a month of free beer.

Pre-orders are available at GamerStore, and only require the first year’s tuition. Once the launch of the program happens, those lucky few who had pre-orders will also get a toga to be used at the university parties.

Watch for more colleges and universities to latch onto this promising new curriculum alternative.
Skill + Stats = PlayerScore.  Click here to find out where you rank!
Become a Premium Member

News from around the 'Net

Get ReLoading... Daily MMO e-mail newsletter