Grumpy Gamer's Egregious Archetypes, Part 1: Puny Humans

Egregious Archetypes: Puny Human (Neverwinter)



Role: The Generalist

Identifying Characteristics: Average everything,
moustaches and beards not available to other races

Strengths: The standard build platform, ability to grow
stylish facial hair

Weaknesses: Just about always the very least interesting
race available.


Humans can be found more or less everywhere. Very few MMOs, regardless of
genre or setting, don't have human player-characters, and some have more
than one variation. Refreshingly, humans in MMOs are usually not limited
to one particular ethnic or genetic stock, and often have as wide an
assortment of skin tones and bone structures as humans in the real world.
Racism in fantasy settings takes a different approach - why would anyone
bother disparaging another human being when there are other entire species
to hate on?

In games where race plays a role in class selection, humans often have
the dubious advantage of having the most class options at character
creation. In games where race doesn't limit class options, humans are just
another hairdo, and are usually very vanilla compared to the other, more
exotic species. They have a medium build, but may occasionally be the
tallest race in settings without playable Orcs and/or more diminutive
Elves. They typically have "flat" stats or attributes, with no inherent
bonuses or penalties, but they often have little skill bonuses here and
there to make up for the lack of genetic specialization.

Egregious Archetypes: Puny Humans (Guild Wars 2)

In terms of personality, humans are also usually middle-ground
milquetoast. Like Neo says, they are "just some guy," a persona that works
fine with the Campbellian monomyth that most fantasy games are built
around, but which doesn't start out as all that appealing. 
Typically, they serve as a sort of meter for the other races, because the
other races are better at stuff than puny humans. They are aggressive, but
not as aggressive as the war-like Orcs or other beast-man races. They are
stubborn, but not as stubborn as Dwarves. They have a talent for magic,
but the mystical magical Elves make them look like first-year students at
Hogwarts. Even when humans are a plain and simple folk, they are
overshadowed by plainer, simpler Hobbits. Humans are often awed by the
ancient and mysterious powers of the elder races, while those elder races
might be more blasé about it even though they are all following the same
"outsider newbie" narrative. The elder races are the ones that built the
fantastic dungeons and ancient temples now fallen to ruin, and Humans are
the ignorant, unruly children blundering through them, knocking over the
lamps and smearing chocolate on the drapes.

Egregious Archetypes: Puny Humans (Star Wars: The Old Republic)

As dull as they may be, humans are the most relatable species. Elves,
Dwarves, Gnomes, Orcs and the others may be more exotic and entertaining,
but they are also more alien and strange, and this doesn't always jibe
well with some players. Not everyone wants to be a midget, a monster or an
emo fop. And while they may not have the diamond-edged talent bonuses
inherent in some other races, neither do need to make up for the brittle
balance penalties that go with them.

Egregious Archetypes: Puny Humans (the Lord of the Rings Online)


In a way, this makes them the ideal proving ground for theorycrafters
testing new character builds. Starting out with flat stats makes it a bit
easier to track bell-curves and calculate per-point modifiers with
diminishing returns. This doesn't really make them any more fun to play,
but it is a small feather in their otherwise-bland hat.

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Last Updated: Mar 29, 2016