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Happy Valentine's Day. To those of you reading this column, good luck finding someone special. You won't find them here; at least not the kind of 'special' that you are searching for.

Just when you thought you had seen every possible iteration of a MMOG possible, you come across something like Tyra's Virtual Studio. I wonder if enough of us go in there and tell her that she's fat if she will cry like she did on network television. It's definately worth a try. Who's with me?

Ron Gilbert (Monkey Island) has a great picture up on his blog of a game any of us would buy.

Now that we've passed the expiration date on the NDA for Lord of the Rings Online it's time to start thinking up your character's name. Don't find yourself in this unenviable position:

Choose Character Name: Aragorn

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Choose Character Name: Arraaggoorrnn

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Choose Character Name: Strider

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Choose Character Name: Striddder

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Choose Character Name: Ranger

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Choose Character Name: Raaaaaanger

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Choose Character Name: Aragoranger

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Choose Character Name: Arastrider

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Choose Character Name: Scorfboogler
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