I could do exactly what Coyote asked and tell you where he is but I thought we'd make it more fun and multiple choice. Coyote is out because:

A) Binge drinking in a questionable bar

B) He actually took a day off which he is spending with MST3k reruns

C) He is secretly purchasing an Aquaman costume for Halloween

D) His porn goggling finally broke his internet

E) He actually is on a business trip which is a boring answer and you should be ashamed

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