by Jeff Woleslagle on Jun 23, 2011
How to stop a Vancouver riot, Incarna and Duke Nuke Forever faux pas, a Torchlight 2 Hands-On, and much more awaits you in Ten Ton Hammer's latest daily newsletter.
"Damn. Those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride!" A classic line from the opening stage of Duke Nukem 3D you'll never forget, but after a few hours with this, you'll probably be saying "Damn. Those developer bastards are going to pay for screwing up my sequel!"
How much pressure must there have been to get this right and, well, swing and a miss.
EVE players can finally step away from their spreadsheets and go walk-about in space stations thanks to CCPs latest free expansion, Incarna. How long can it possibly be before EVE’s spying game takes on a whole new level?
Rift update 1.3 had a false start yesterday, but while we're waiting for the fix, our Q&A with Hal Hanlin will astound and amaze you with words like "metronome" as we get down to business and figure out the what’s what of Patch 1.3.
In my last column I mentioned that Harry Potter and friends (owned by Warner Brothers) may well be joining the MMO community. To add fuel to the flames of my pure speculation Turbine (owned by Warner Brothers) has posted a job opening for an unannounced console project. Pottermore.com will spill the beans soon.
Share your thoughts on something from the column today or just in general. Have you played Duke?
Until we meet again,
John “Boomjack” Hoskin
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