I think a lot of us have a pretty good idea of what we can expect from Fan Faire, (good games, good friends, and good fun) but have you ever pondered the things that would just never happen at Fan Faire?

16) Drink coupons? Feh - no thanks, no one is drinking.

15) Will someone ask those SWG players to keep it down? I'm sick of hearing how great their precious little NGE is!

14) Wow! Did this SOE marketing and sales strategies data discussion group sure fill up fast!

50 Things that you ABSOLUTELY not hear at this year's Fan Faire. You will laugh, you will cry, you will curse Coyote for making you think about things that you never would have otherwise.


And if that isn't enough Coyote for ya, please visit his "daily column", *cough*blog*cough*, Not Funny.. ever.