In this week's installment of EQ2 Humor by Coyote, learn all about the new voice of Norrath. Hear of those who dare to stand up against the obvious misguided decisions of the unseen faces that shape our world. They are the proud. They are the STRONG! They are...the R.E.T.A.R.D's?

"But what about those who have achieved it? Those among us who have seen it all, done it all, and have the best equipment, weapons and lifestyles that money can buy? What happens when that impossible goal that they have achieved is again moved out of reach? This is Coyotee Sharptongue for Ten Ton Hammer news bringing you the true story."

You'll have to read more to find out what it all means, but I promise, it is hilarious!