Generally, I hate holiday-themed MMO content. That's a matter of public record by now - I've expressed my loathing of both Hallowe'en and Christmas events in the games I love, much to the shock of nobody. My objection to these events is often that they offer seasonal rewards that suck for the rest of the year - who wants a red sleigh in July, or pumpkins and bats around Easter? Insane dumb people, that's who.

But there's another celebrated day that comes around more than once per year, regardless of the season. We get three of them this year: today, another in March and the third one in November. It's a day of wonder and thrills, where anything could happen! They've made an entire series of movies about it, even a crossover film that wasn't as terrible as people think, and even a short-lived TV show in the 1980's.

Yes, my friends, it's that magical time of the year again: Friday the 13th! Yeah, I know tomorrow is Valentine's Day and that's all anyone cares about, but screw those happy people in love. Friday the 13th is the holiday that should be, and all MMOs should celebrate it.

Now, obviously we can't just throw a bunch of Jason Voorhees stuff into our MMOs at random. That's silly - Jason is an intellectual property that has been bouncing back and forth between Time Warner and Viacom (through their subsidiaries, respectively Warner Brothers and Paramount) and it would be a nightmare figuring out who would be entitled to sue if some renegade publisher stuck a hockey-mask-wearing machete slasher in their game. And anyway, it doesn't really matter - the point is, you can't just have a deformed zombie wearing a hockey mask show up in, say, the Lord of the Rings Online, for example, because the Tolkien estate would sue everybody connected to the project and Turbine would lose their license.

Also, our man Jason has a bit of a rough track record with video games.

But the date isn't just about zombie Jason and his crazy dead mom. It's about luck, which really means it's about gullibility and confirmation bias.

Back when the Enedwaith update hit LotRO, they introduced a pocket item called Erebrandir's Horseshoe. The Turbine devs teased the hell out of the community, hinting that it may or may not have some kind of awesome powers, so people set about trying to figure out what, if anything, the horseshoe actually did. It was suggested that having the horseshoe equipped would:

  • improve the odds of finding a gem shard in resource nodes
  • improve the odds of identifying a Legendary Item with more favorable legacies
  • improve the odds of finding something good in the recurring Treasure Hunt events
  • improve the odds of finding something good in loot chests

People conducted studies. The LotRO forums housed a lot of different theories and measured experiments where people proved conclusively that they had no idea how to conduct measured experiments or logically interpret the results they got.

For example, one fellow did a test to see if the horseshoe affected how many legacies a Legendary Item would ID with. That was a thing at the time, they would come with 2 - 4 legacies, with 3 being the most common, 4 being the most desirable and 2 being essentially trash you break down for upgrade components. He ID'ed many, many more LIs with the horseshoe equipped than without, and as a result he got more LIs with 3-4 legacies. His conclusion was that equipping the horseshoe made it more likely that an LI would ID with 4 legacies. The next guy did a much more scientific test - he did the same number with the item equipped as without. His conclusion was that the first guy was an idiot and shouldn't pretend to respect the scientific method, as his obviously superior research proved only that the horseshoe made it more likely that LI's would ID with 3 legacies, not 4 - based on a test group of 40 items evenly divided between the two conditions. 

They were both wrong. The horseshoe has no effect on random number generators. RNGs follow two laws: the Law of Large Numbers and the Law of Truly Large Numbers, which sound similar but describe different things.

But for the people suffering from friggatriskaidekaphobia (or, if you prefer, paraskevidekatriaphobia), Erebrandir's Horseshoe might be a fine talisman helping them handle their superstitious dread of Friday the 13th. And that's the kind of thing I wouldn't find so morally objectionable if it were added as a kind of "seasonal" reward item. Like, say, if it were a bunch of red hearts and cupids. Friday the 13th holiday hearts should look like this:

We're lucky this year in that we get three Friday the 13ths - next year, we only get one - so now is the time to start planning for March and November. How about some holiday events:

  • timed obstacle courses where the character has to walk under a series of ladders and jump over black cats crossing his path
  • egg-on-a-spoon type races, except instead of an egg it's an open shaker of salt, which spills all over the place
  • a competition requiring characters to compete to open the most umbrellas indoors
  • unhatched-egg counting

Winning these contests would reward the character with wooden nickels, which could be exchanged for good-luck talismans and consumables usable all year round. 20 wooden nickels buys a Rabbit's Foot, a wearable item that provides a small bonus to crit chance. 10 wooden nickels buys a Lucky Mirror, a PVP consumable which imposes a small, temporary stat penalty to its target when smashed. 50 wooden nickels gets you a Four Leaf Clover, which adds +5 to all RNG rolls when worn.

Hey, I'm just spitballing. Just don't give me some cosmetic crap like a blood-stained machete or an axe-gouged hockey mask, because that kind of seasonal garbage goes against the spirit of the holiday... or the holiday that should be.

Here's hoping you have all had a merry Friday the 13th, and if you didn't, you only have to wait one month for the next one. HUZZAH!


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Last Updated: Mar 29, 2016

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Jeff Sproul, known by many as The Grumpy Gamer, has an undying love for The Lord of the Rings Online and Star Wars: The Old Republic. There must be something about MMOGs based on classic trilogies...

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