The time is near for Santa Claus to hop in his sleigh and bring some joy to all the good boys and girls of the world, but Mr. Claus isn't the only Santa we've come to know and love! In honor of the holidays, Dalmarus has decided to let the cat out of the bag and bring you the tale of Ten Ton Hammer's own Santa Gort.
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the site
Not a member was stirring, not even to write.
The stockings were stuffed through the network with care,
In the hopes that Santa Gort soon would be there.
Read The Tale of Santa Gort here!