Free to Play MMOGs: Can You Afford Them?

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You're Gonna Miss Grandma When She's Gone

With the financial frustrations many Americans are having, giving up your pay to play MMOG accounts may seem like a smart choice. But is turning to free to play MMOGs the answer? Are free to play MMOGs really free? Ten Ton Hammer's resident humorist and editorial master Coyote has voice his own thoughts on the topic in his second editorial of the week titled "Free to Play MMOGs: Can You Afford Them?" You'll laugh, I promise.

Two weeks later you're knifing your grandmother and selling her pacemaker on eBay to cover your alt habit. You've lost all of your teeth, you smell like the horror side of a hobo's boxers and your beard makes you look like Tom Hank's body double from Castaway. Your family life is shattered, your social life is a memory, and your grandmother looks like she went three rounds with a face hugger and lost.

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