Expectant father, Andrew Lloyd, is inconsolable this evening after he heard news he will no longer be able to play video games all weekend, every weekend.

Andrew’s wife, who is expecting twins in December, told him earlier today that weekend long sessions of Fornite were now long gone.

“We needed to talk," said Charlotte.“He has already ordered Fallout 76 and Red Dead Redemption 2, so I thought I’d tell him now, before the twins arrive.”

Andrew was hoping to form a close bond with his horse, not with his twins.

Upon hearing the news, Andrew was too upset to talk to Ten Ton Hammer, but Charlotte informed us that he had gone to stay at his Mums for a few days.

“He needs some home comforts for a few days,"  she added. “He needs to get his head around the fact his life is over.”